Chapter 1.7

Oh nooooooo Gemma! I didn’t know your hair was CC! I’m sorry!

Lemme fix it

There ya go! All better!

Anyways, welcome back readers!

And while typing a welcome, I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought we were starting things off with a fire.

But we’re not. WHEW! Dodged that bullet!

Oh jokes! Why am I not surprised?

But also, yes. You can like jokes

Alizarin is making her play for heirship early lol

And Crimson is giving her some serious side-eye lol

To no one’s surprise at all, Jokesters is the first dynamic to pop up

Mr. Grumpypants here decided to kick over our trash can.

Rude

Someone on the Sims’ team made an oops.

Another dynamic for Alizarin, but this one is difficult.

There are other Dynamics in this game right?

…right?

Someone broke our gaming mat.

Now how will my sims amuse themselves?!

Well gee Matt. It just broke. It’s not like the world is ending!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now he’s running around the house scared.

Dummy

Good thing Gemma had her trusty SimRay to help this tourist cool down on this hot day

Gemma’s such a kind person

Such a kind person!

Oh… Ummm. Well, never say no, right?

But seriously, why overachiever? Like, what? lol

We also got a promotion. Which is probably why we’re now an overachiever. Makes sense lol

Now we just need one more promotion and we’re done with this generation!

So I wasn’t really paying attention to my game at this point (busy watching sim youtube lol) and the SFX of the alien abduction scared the SHIT outta me lol

So thanks Gemma

Would you look at that! Another set of jokesters!

No one is surprised at this point lol

Gemma gained the Techie lifestyle because of the invention machine thing!

Side note: How long do you think it’ll take for the sims team to fix the visual glitch with this thing? Boo

Gemma is just mindcontrolling everyone today.

This is the 3rd time she’s mind controlled Saya just today lol

Matt’s having a midlife crisis. And would you look at that. We wanna do some woohoo.

And who am I to deny the guy?

*double checks risky woohoo settings*

Well, Matt’s actually too sad for any woohoo right now, so we’ll just do some dumpster stuffs

If you’re keeping track, Alizarin now has a difficult dynamic with both of here parents lol

LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF COMING OUT OF THERE WHILE GEMMA AND MATT ARE HAVING FUN!

Grosssss

I love it

Time to check off another want on that Midlife Crisis list!

Ah. Sylvan Glade. I love this place!

And while we were fishing, we caught a cowplant berry! Which was also one of our Midlife Crisis wants!

Back home, Matt and Valencia are now jokesters!

AAAAHHHHHHHH! We need to clone ourselves for work!

Heck yeah!

Let’s do it!

Everyone, meet Joy Behrie!

Oh. I did not think this through.

I’m already confused as to who is who.

Weirdly though, Joy is at the very beginning of the adult life stage while Gemma is 15 days from being an elder. That’s a difference of 27 days by the way. That’s a lot lol

And it was at this point that I realized I don’t have room for Joy in the house lololol

Maybe she’ll just live on our couch until we move onto the next house

Bro, you good? Why’re you standing in a tree?

Victor: I’m one with nature.

Uh huh. Right

We’re on a woohoo spree for Matt’s Midlife crisis and we got this pop up! Suuuuure! Of course Gemma like Physical Intimacy!

For our final unique woohoo spot, we headed to Sulani for a little waterfall woohoo!

Not Alizarin becoming jokesters with her mom’s clone. Her mom who she has a difficult relationship with lol

This is just like a GIANT middle finger to her mom lol

pffft. Clara if you can get past my neighborhood stories settings, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT LOL

Matt’s Midlife Crisis is over!

Maybe we’ll have to keep the extra woohoo going? *seductive smile*

Crimson, why are you doing you’re homework? Your birthday was technically yesterday. You’re not going to school ever again lol

Oh wow. Is this because I just made fun of you for doing your homework and Valencia was also doing her homework and I didn’t make fun of her?

Seems sus

Oh! It’s nice to see Gemma getting along with her clone!

Gemma and Joy played the Mirror Game which I didn’t even know was a thing in this game! And it was so cute!

Interestingly no one else has this interaction, so maybe it’s a clone thing?

I thought it was sad that Joy was single so we went to the park to see if we could find a partner for her

And Gemma thought it was a good idea to wear her hot weather wear in freezing temps.

Dummy

Also, Crimson finally spun into adulthood while we were out.

Normally, I would end the generation here, but since we haven’t done an heir poll yet and we still have a few hours until this rotation is over, we’ll just finish this rotation and do the heir poll at the end of this chapter!

I think we found a winner for Joy! Mila Munch!

AND they have good compatibility!

Just look at how cute they are!

Joy had such a good time she came home and didn’t even make it into the house before passing out lol

And just like that, we’re at the end of this chapter! Join us next time!

But before you go, don’t forget the heir poll! CLICK HERE to go to the voting page!

See ya next time!

Tootles!